Comedy In Chaos Fan Mugs

Park: Sorry Full.

Non-Drip ?

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Sunday in the park'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Covid Juggling

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

Helicopter attacked by birds.

Children and cat crashing on cart

"I think the flush is broken."

'Well, Doctor, what do I have and is it contagious?'

'We thought he was providing calm, thoughtful guidance through the financial crisis. Turns out he was just taking a nap.'

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

'Hey, go find your own executive retreat!'

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

"Leave that bit."

Hand shooting guns wearing rings reading 'Wickedly funny' and 'Shockingly violent'.

"We can update that later!"