Chaos Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

Covid Juggling

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Non-Drip ?

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'George! This way quick!'

City centre pub.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Hell: The Airport"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Sunday in the park'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'