Chaos Comedy Appreciator Gifts

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Moulin Rouge Security

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"A haand gel...!?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

All-Verbal Westerns

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"