Chaos Appreciators Gifts

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

Studying Fire Behavior

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

City centre pub.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Hell: The Airport"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Man is attacked by sea creature.