Chaos Enjoyers Gifts

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"It started out as a bun fight then someone started throwing rock cakes."

Face painting.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

Meowlzebub

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."