Chaos Aficionado Gifts

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Trust a vortex to appear just as we're sitting down to tea."

Too-Much-Coffee Table.

The Entropy Lab

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Attack of footballs.

'Stop, thief!'

'The real me is for lawlessness and disorder.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Oops! Basketball Game Interrupted

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Spontaneous Kombucha

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Meowlzebub

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

City centre pub.

allovertheplace.com

"Hell: The Airport"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'