Humor In Chaos Aficionado Gifts

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

City centre pub.

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Hell: The Airport"

allovertheplace.com

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'