Humor In Chaos Aficionado Pillows

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

City centre pub.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

allovertheplace.com

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Hell: The Airport"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."