Chaotic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"I decided to start flipping houses."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'George! This way quick!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'