Chaotic Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"I decided to start flipping houses."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'George! This way quick!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Wow! You need professional help."