Comical Chaos Connoisseur Gifts

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Jumping Dogs

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

The appointed time

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

Big Brother.

Times of the day - Night.

Covid Juggling

"You're so organized!"

'Just what I always wanted.'

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Action collaging