Comical Chaos Connoisseur Prints

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Jumping Dogs

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The appointed time

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

Big Brother.

Times of the day - Night.

Covid Juggling

"You're so organized!"

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Action collaging

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."