Cat Chaos Connoisseur Prints

Children and cat crashing on cart

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Jumping Dogs

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

A child and his dog

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"It's only the wind."

Baskerville Tabby.

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

Cat chess

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

The appointed time

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"