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'Just what I always wanted.'

Children and cat crashing on cart

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

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Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"It's only the wind."

Baskerville Tabby.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Cat chess

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

The appointed time

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

Puppy school vs. kitten school