Chaos Aficionado Mugs

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Trust a vortex to appear just as we're sitting down to tea."

The Entropy Lab

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Attack of footballs.

'Stop, thief!'

'The real me is for lawlessness and disorder.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Oops! Basketball Game Interrupted

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Paging for a Doctor

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

City centre pub.

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"Hell: The Airport"