Chaos Aficionados Mugs

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

"Hell: The Airport"

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

City centre pub.

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Meowlzebub

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

allovertheplace.com

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"What?"