Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow! You need professional help."

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

'Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in a sea of people!'

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

Chaos theory (office) - only 12 more days until all hell breaks loose.

"It's the last day of school. We have to clean out our desks."

(Visual gag) Fish Oil - Olive Oil - Turmoil / A messed up man suffering from his own personal turmoil getting a couple of bottles of TURMOIL

Dog's Destruction

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

Horse and Ponies for Sale

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Miss Collins, get me my PR man!"

"In the midst of chaos, Larry is the clear voice of reason. Get him the hell out of here."

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

I think I've found the answer.

'Dude, get the boat out, I just got the rest of the afternoon off!'

'Oh dear! Something tells me it's going to be one of those days!'

'Have you seen a bull?'

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

Another senseless drive-by shampooing / 'ARRGH'

"The universe tends towards chaos."

United States Electoral College

Rabbit Rain

'I swerved to avoid a squirrel and hit a police car.'

"OK, have it your way! You forgot to turn off the gas!"

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

'When Billy grows up he wants to be a fireman!'

'Why can't you order Ravioli or pizza?'