Chaos Admirer Gifts

Stuff Happened

Inexact Science Lab

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"The way I figure it is one glass broken is one glass less to wash!"

A home where the buffalo roamed.

"Honk if you support us."

Drunk yelling guy on bus/President.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

We got him a tax shelter.

'Okay,send in the patient suffering from nervous tension.'

'There's bottom! Oops! That's not it...Here's bottom!...nope...'

Unlucky sculpture.

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor