Chaotic Good Admirer Gifts

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"What?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles