Chaotic Good Admirer Gifts

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'