Chaos Appreciator Gifts

Miracles on 34th Street.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Line-dancing gridlock'

'Oh Doris!! I just love what you've done with the place!!'

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Drunks in Bath

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'Samshu and kummel made a lowery mix.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Traffic Copter Crash

'How'd I get into this? Two masked guys handed me this gun, then ran out the back...'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

'Just look at it ! - your tortoise has been on the rampage again!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Join the Fire Brigade Today

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

The Election - Chairing the member.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Kiss the Commander in Chef