Casual Chaos Appreciator Gifts

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Studying Fire Behavior

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Drawing board disaster.

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

Octopus Twister

Unlucky sculpture.

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

Submarine emerges on top of building

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"