Casual Observer Of Chaos Gifts

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Paging for a Doctor

Meowlzebub

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Scientist seen on loch.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"