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'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Paging for a Doctor

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Scientist seen on loch.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

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"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'