Casual Chaos Appreciator T-Shirts

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Studying Fire Behavior

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Drawing board disaster.

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

Unlucky sculpture.

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'