Musical Chaos Appreciator T-Shirts

"Keep the racket down, can't you see I'm trying to propose here?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Studying Fire Behavior

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'They're playing our song.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

The Election - Chairing the member.

'Just look at it ! - your tortoise has been on the rampage again!'