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The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

Unrest Area.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"