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'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'