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'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

City centre pub.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Hell: The Airport"

Chaos Theory Conference.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch