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The Devil's Advocat

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Paging for a Doctor

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'Food fight!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'