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Flooding

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'Food fight!'

Chaos Theory Conference.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"What?"

Fetching some bread

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"