Charming Chaos Enthusiast T-Shirts

Flooding

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Paging for a Doctor

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Fetching some bread

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"