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'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Meowlzebub

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

allovertheplace.com

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"What?"