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'It's over there behind the...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Paging for a Doctor

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

City centre pub.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Hell: The Airport"

allovertheplace.com

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"What?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."