Bachelor's Chaos Enthusiast Mugs

'It's over there behind the...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

Meowlzebub

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

City centre pub.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Hell: The Airport"

allovertheplace.com

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"