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The 5 second rule: canine edition

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

"He was a very good boy."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Wow, these are good!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Damn, she's good."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'