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"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Oh, well - I guess every dog has his day.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Dog Day Afternoon

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Dog house"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Get your phone."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

The 5 second rule: canine edition