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'So Ben, how do you feel about helping Ed break in his pup?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Where's your evidence?"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

Dog Day Afternoon

"Get your phone."