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'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

Dog In Your Face Comics

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A child and his dog

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Shoppers

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"