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"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'The cat did it.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"What have you done?"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'This can't be good.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Dog house"

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'