Paws And Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

A child and his dog

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."