Puppy Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

'So Ben, how do you feel about helping Ed break in his pup?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Where's your evidence?"

"Dog house"

Dog Day Afternoon

'This can't be good.'

"Get your phone."

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.