Pet Chaos Lover Gifts

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Baskerville Tabby.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Cat chess

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'This can't be good.'