Canine Chaos Lover Gifts

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Face painting.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

A child and his dog

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Jumping Dogs

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Fetching some bread

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Cat chess

A mad scientist.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle