Kitten Chaos Lover Gifts

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dog In Your Face Comics

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Food fight!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Baskerville Tabby.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Fetching some bread

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"I love what you've done to the place."

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

Cat chess

A mad scientist.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."