Kitten Chaos Lover Gifts

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Baskerville Tabby.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Fetching some bread

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"I love what you've done to the place."

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

A mad scientist.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Cat chess

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."