Kitty Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

A child and his dog

Baskerville Tabby.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I love what you've done to the place."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Cat chess

'The cat did it.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Country mansion full of dogs.

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

"Will someone get this dog out of here? He's ruining my electron microscope!"

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!