Kitty Chaos Conqueror Gifts

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"I love what you've done to the place."

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

Tuppermalware

Cat chess

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

The horn of paper

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Office De-cluttering

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"