Canine Chaos Conquerors Gifts

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

What My Day Feels Like

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Dog In Your Face Comics

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The horn of paper

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

Office De-cluttering

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"