Canine Chaos Seekers Gifts

How Dogs Are Born

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Dog house"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Quick, act casual."

'This can't be good.'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

Dog admiring hot dog

Dog Day Afternoon

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'I didn't tell you to sit.'