Chaos Seekers Gifts

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

Face painting.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Ice fisher.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Problem Solving

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Skiing

Unrest Area.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Unsafe Drain Covers!