Chaos Chaser Gifts

Journalists' Hell

Loki Trump

'Would you circle the airport again, please?'

'There's no crime here? No crisis? No recession? No stupid celebs? No blood baths and no wars? What am I doing here? Was I such a bad guy??'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Chairlift to hell.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Southwark Fair.

Painting clouds

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The World Wide Web.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Window in the Sky.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'I've got a board meeting!'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."