Danger Chaser Gifts

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Could you throw me the truck keys?'

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

The star hunters

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

An early space launch attempt.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

The Snooze Bar.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"