Chance Chaser Gifts

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

"Online betting is really exciting. . ! One day you win, the next day you lose. . ."

'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

Dicing

"Is that the Carmen Delgado?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Breakthrough

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Letter writing lady.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Tango

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"I got a job!"

Woman out on limb

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'